“I came. I saw. I conquered.”
Woman in a Meeting: “I don’t want to toot my own horn here at all but I definitely have been to those places and was just honored to be a part of it as our team did such a wonderful job of conquering them.”
So right and so very very wrong. And ugh, this one: the crediting of the “team” when is was the ME in team that did all the damn work!